Connecting the Dots- My Journey as a *Musicastrologist

I know, I know- long time, no blog! My apologies! "You know where I'm at"- being a Sadge and all makes for a very busy bee!

I have been hard at work lately with some new projects- which in typical Sadge fashion have completely taken over my world. I recently got involved with team ARTLAB- a community of individuals promoting Long Island's local artists and musicians. I was first approached to play violin and be interviewed for their podcast, Pod III, a few weeks ago. (It's funny, I remember I didn't even want to go out the night of filming, but my horoscope assured me it would be worth my while- surprise, surprise- it was right!)

Ever since I have been doing as much as I can to support the cause, and in return the ARTLAB has shown its appreciation and support back. I have grown leaps and bounds as a musician by simply observing, interacting, jamming, and performing with the amazing talent I have had the pleasure of spending my time with in the past few weeks.

Alas, this is why my blogs have been at a stand still-until now.

I am officially combining my musical and astrological ambitions into one, so as not to leave either of my passions behind. A talented Scorpio, CS, made me realize how I can learn so much more about both music and astrology by connecting the dots between the stars in the sky with the stars on the stage. Perhaps finding common themes between the two will help define what he has now titled me as- a "musicastrologist."

So my first project as a musciastrologist will take place this week, as I represent ARTLAB in the Pod III Open Mic Tour. I will be out in the field with my Aquarius associate, FS, interviewing local open mic night musicians for the entire week. Since we are attending an estimated ten open mics in five days I think this will be a great opportunity to see how the stars align through out Long Island's music and arts community.



It has already been a fascinating week as far as the different signs I have encountered. First of all, we are in a new sun sign, or phase- Happy Birthday Taurses!

According to Cafe Astrology.com:

"When the Sun is in Taurus: In Taurus, the Sun is methodical, sensual, and receptive. The Sun in Taurus is most active when it is defending or resisting things! As the Sun moves through Taurus when plants take root, our determination and security needs are strong. Taurus is loyal to all that is familiar, and values longevity. The shadow side of Taurus is possessiveness and bullheadedness."

On top of that- I also believe while the Sun is in Taurus we will all be a little bit clumsier, romantic, and desire new and expensive things- and perhaps even treat ourselves to them!

Perhaps this change in the sun sign is the reason behind the different people (and signs) I have found myself surrounded by lately. When I first started writing this blog, in a Pisces phase, I must have interacted with a Pisces everyday; the same went for my Aries friends during the Aries phase. In this new month of Taurus, I have found myself among many new Leo/Cancer duos. In fact, every day this week I have hung out with or met new Leo/Cancer friends.

Take today for example:

• During the day I hung out with Aquarius FS., 2 Leo's (TW., MM.), and a Cancer (AW.)


• Then we went to another Cancer's house (JM.)


• Lastly FS. and I visited another Aquarius (BJ.) at work where there were 2 additional Cancers, a Leo, and another Aquarius.

I believe it has been these sign's influence and the daily presence of the Aquarius "Week of the Genius" (January 24-30) that made Saturday's Facebook Horoscope for Sagittarius true:

"A knowledge, interest or understanding of astrology, is among many things, an aid to assist the timing of our moves. And for you many positive things conspire now in a helpful manner to bring about some truly brilliant things your way. This cluster of influences can also help you to showcase the talents you already have, truly vibrantly. Get to it Archer!"

These signs have been present and supportive- encouraging me to push my creative abilities further than I thought possible. I've been singing, writing, painting- things I love to do, but never really did. And now- I'm really in a good place, and pretty happy:)

Coincidence? C'mon, you should know better than to believe in coincidences by now!

<3



Click Here to view Episode 1 of Pod III- brought to you by the ARTLAB with guest appearances by Damien Pagen (Aries), Cassandra House (Gemini), Paul Kosmic (Libra), and yours truly with host JP "That Guy" Daleo (Virgo).

[If you would like to learn more about astrology or how to get involved with ARTLAB/Pod III please contact me.]

Horoscope's by L.A.- Take One!

Hey Guys! So...you know how I do everything I say I'm going to do? I just did it again:)

Last week I promised to make it a point (to attempt) to learn how to write horoscopes. I got to admit, I prolonged the process for as long as possible. But I couldn't avoid it any longer- and what I have before you is my first attempt. So please enjoy and let me know if I was able to provide any insights for your week.


This Week in the Sky: (A general overview for us all!)

We are still heavily influenced by Aries this week, giving us all an edge to our ego. If you are not feeling as charged as last week- it is not at all unusual. Just don't let the weather dampen your spirit! (Things will pick up by the weekend.) Emotions are up for a roller-coaster ride with the Moon in Leo. New job opportunities may arise, and careers can be taken to a new level with Saturn in Libra. Plan a trip or adventure for Saturday, you're sure to have a blast no matter what you do!

Aries- If something (or someone) has been frustrating you, things will figure themselves out as the week progresses. You will feel better when things are resolved. If it's your birthday week, expect to have a lot of fun, with a lot of friends- new and old!

Taurus- Are you working on big things? If you become overwhelmed take some time out to pamper yourself, or enjoy nature. You're always helping others, do something for yourself.

Gemini- A certain relationship or friendship has been on your mind. You don't know if you should keep at it or let it go. Whatever you do, don't let it make you miserable. You know you don't always have to lean on others.

Cancer- Out and about (lately) little Cancers...you are attracting more attention than usual. Try not to let yourself attract the wrong kind of attention.

Leo- Don't let what you can't control get you down. You can be your own worst enemy. Stay positive and remember, things will work out! This is a good time to plan a trip, giving you something to look forward to.

Virgo- Love and money can be going better than usual this week. Enjoy it!

Libra- Such a noble sign! Remember that with anything that can get you down, you have a strong group of friends and family that will pick you right back up. Lean on them and lose yourself in work, and everything will pay off.

Scorpio- You may be in for a busy week. Luckily, you can handle it. If you do, however, find yourself stressed, remember to make time to do you!

Sagittarius- New adventures are welcomed! Things will come together if you're out there doing your part. Just keep following your gut no matter what people say or think, and enjoy every minute of it!

Capricorn- Are things going a little crazier than normal? You got this! Don't hesitate to go out when you can, and enjoy it when you do!

Aquarius- You're as popular as ever this week. You value your alone time, but if you don't get to it, just appreciate the time you have out with your people and have fun. They'll love you for it. You should(finally) have the Benjamin's to do whatever you want.

Pisces- With Neptune in Pisces, your intuition is sharp. Follow it. Things you're just thinking about could happen. You're social calendar is also building so you should have a lot of fun an exciting events to look forward to.

LA: B.A. [Before Astrology]

So this may very well be the first blog since my first blog to be totally unplanned. I think it's important I do this more often. Like I said, I'm always doing the astrology thing. Might as well do it where others might get something out of it.


Maybe people don't get my intentions. Maybe they think I'm just some crazy (or annoying) girl that has astrological word vomit. I don't mean to make it the topic of conversation (outside of this blog, of course). It's just that everything relates to it! The people I meet, I can't help but figure them out! And when I do, I get excited that I was able to, all because I became so fascinated with this study.


It's crazy how this whole life style snowballed to where it is today. Anyone who has met me in the last year can't even imagine a version of me not fixated on the stars (or redbull for that matter- I am easily identified with both!)


I wasn't always this way, though. I guess on that note, these same friends I've made through out this past year, relatively new to the life of Laura Ashley, would never be able to imagine a version of me overweight either. Or the homebody version of me, who returned home from work everyday just to do more work and watch bad TV with my animals. I never went out! I had never even had a redbull before! Some of you may have never met this version of me, and the ones that did may have forgotten, but that girl was miserable.


Then one day, when it felt like everything was crashing down on me, I realized I wasn't really living. I stopped worrying about what others thought, and I escaped it all by giving life a chance. It was kind of like a "Yes, Man" revelation, where I went from never going out- to going out all the time. Except instead of saying yes to everything, I let the stars decide.


If I could pin point it to one night, it was almost exactly one year ago. I had been out that day, and even though it was totally practical to go home at that point, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I wasn't satisfied with the day's activity intake yet. I needed to live a little more. So waiting before I made my next move, I stumbled across the horoscopes. It said something to the affect that today, I should take on any adventure that presented itself.


So I did.


Moments later an actual adventure presented itself, and I put my faith in the stars.


That night I allowed myself to have an amazing time. I went out to a part of Long Island I'd never been to with a reconnected Aries friend that invited me, and I had the time of my life. (You guys are gonna love this- the place was Kasey's in RVC and that's where I had my first redbull!) That night I met someone that would become a significant influence on who'd I become, another Aries, VJ. I actually predicted he was an Aries before he told me, guessing solely based on the fact that all of my Aries friends, including the one who invited me to RVC, had birthdays that week- and I was feeling surrounded!


Getting to the point- I would have never gone out or made the important connections with the many amazing Aries I just so happened to be hanging with that night, if I had not let the stars guide me. With that, I started to learn more. And little by little I let myself trust it.


Eventually, my astrological perspective could not be turned off. As the months went on, and I became acquainted with more and more incredible individuals that would forever contribute to who I am today, I couldn't help but notice the patterns present among my social exchanges. My Aries friends were all so...and Gemini men kept...(fill in the appropriate astrological stereotype)and so on and so forth! I finally had a good read on others, and a better, real understanding of myself. And I found happiness and peace with that.


That's the point I guess. That's where my astrological intentions come in. I'm just happier now then I was before. That's all. No big deal really; except if I hadn't put my faith in astrology I wouldn't have all the amazing individuals I've met over the last year, and they wouldn't have me. Not this version of me any way. Not without astrology. Now, I'm no longer fearful. I am no longer stressed. I'm sure of everything I do, and it's reasons. I have faith in something I can truly believe in. I really do. I practice what I preach.


The hope is that by sharing my experiences with astrology's positive influence in my life, others may become more open-minded and aware of the cosmos, and maybe even inspire some to learn more about their place in the stars. I mean what's the worst that can happen, you live happily ever after? <3.

"...Sex [Signs], Baby."

First and fore most- Good News! Sadge Horoscope Friday, April 8, 2011: "Inside information may come your way today that starts you thinking about improving your financial standing, Sagittarius. You might hear of career and investment opportunities that you've never considered before. You're an adventurous soul. You might consider jobs that would have your grandmother reeling! The coming months show promise for you. Good fortune lies over the horizon. Go for it!" Yah! Looks like things are going to be picking up soon...(hopefully- I'll let you know!) Facebook's Daily Compatibility was, as per usual in this month, Aries! It just so happened I hung out with bomb "Beautiful Future" Aries (according to "The Book") all day! (HOLLA and Happy Almost Bday AS. and RS. [the Aries formally known as R.R.]!) Facebook also noted, " Your situation is unlikely to be dull [today], and if you love it when life brims with possibilities, you can be in your element." Dead on. Nothing dull about my day! I am finally back in my element:) And in an effort to get everyone back into my element (astrology/blogging) I wanted to write about a topic that everyone wants to know more about, even if they never admit it. "Let's talk about sex, ba-by!" Perhaps it's my new book, Signmates, that made us think of it- but tonight, one of my fav couples of ALL time- Pisces MA. and Aries RS., and I got caught up discussing the different approaches Signs take when they're...ya know...trying to do their thannngg. Once I got home I started giving this more thought. If people of the same signs have the same character traits, do they have the same moves? I found a site that provides the answers- and have included notes my friends and I have come up with that seem to be a little too consistent to be just a coincidence. Click a Sign to view its Astrological Sexuality Interpretation!

Aries- Infamous for their love of being straddled (lol). Freaks in the sheets- they love to display their power here.

Taurus- They can be innocent, and romantic. They are most turned on when they are with someone they truly care for.

Gemini- Loquacious from the get go, sex is always on their mind. They may seem a bit perverted at times but it is just their sense of humor and combination of comfort and openness they have with their sexuality. They are adventurous in the bedroom, and may be unfaithful.

Cancer- These people are very emotional, just as there intimate moments can be. They can share these moments with a number of partners, and find no remorse in cheating.

Leo- May not be sexually imaginative- that's okay! This possible naive quality is the very attraction for those that find them so intriguing, like Aquarius and Aries.

Virgo- Often shy, they stick with their relationships, at times, just to stick it out. They stay with their partners no matter what- for long periods of time. They love, whether subconscious or not, the drama involved in the "Grass is Always Greener" game. They need to be approached, oppose to them making the first move.

Libra- Sweet, romantic; want to serve their partner.

Scorpio- Veryyy passionate and sexy. This is what they love to do.

Sagittarius-November Sadges can be sweet, but December Sadges are more into the heat of the moment or situation. They are adventuresome in life and the bedroom.

Capricorn- These signs, whether they admit it or not, prefer being in a steady, committed relationship where they can be faithful and trusting. Relationships also makes everything easier to get a hold- once they find something they want or like, they go after it and hold on to it. This can include their significant other as well.

Aquarius- This sign is very comfortable with their sexuality and its need to express itself in a healthy (and maybe freaky) way. They love sex, and anything new they can learn/try/do with it.

Pisces- Infamous for their car hook-ups (lol). Need to be comfortable with their partners before they go ahead and straddle up.

And that's that. I have included some additional websites you may find interesting:

• Sexual Astrology- includes sexual traits and erogenous zones for each sign.


• Fox News- What Does Your Astrology Sign Say About Your Sex Life?

I hope you found this information helpful, or at least amusing- especially now that we are entering a Gemini Moon this evening. So take this knowledge and do what you will with it. Just remember to have fun, be safe, and when all else fails listen to your heart, and the stars.

Living in the Now

Well, it would seem my horoscope has finally caught up with my mood. (Perhaps my darker days came earlier than other Sadges, this week.) Yesterday, April 6, 2011 Sagittarius Horoscope: It's possible that you've relied on your imagination to pull you out of tough situations lately, Sagittarius. When the real world begins to get you down, you can always turn to your fantasy world. On this day, there's a stubborn blast of realism that might bring you down and keep you there. Unless you've prepared for this grounding force, you could have trouble lifting off again.

Eh..I wonder if by "fantasy world" they mean sleep?- Haha! I was in a funk very close to this description Sunday and Monday, but yesterday was actually the first day that I got over it. I decided to go back to the beginning of my blogs and look for something to help me through my way, that I may have forgotten. When I re-read "Book Recommendations" I thought about The Power of Now. I have to just remember to stay in the now; to just make the most at of every moment I have, and have fun no matter what I am doing or where I am. Now is really all we have control of, so I am trying to take advantage of that!

So I did that yesterday.

It makes me wish I had saved Horoscope.com's general horoscope. I swear, those are the most accurate ones for the most part, because it is just a reflection of what is going on in the stars. All the signs should react to this general horoscope accordingly, in their sign's nature. The gist of yesterday's general horoscope was: GO OUT! Funny, because I wasn't sure what I felt like doing yesterday until I read about what a wonderful time I could have, especially with Jupiter (planet of luck) in my romantic sector (first time in 12 years it has reached its current position, just FYI).

So did we all have fun yesterday? Hell to the yea!It was a great night to be any old sign!

I was at an open mic in Patchogue at the Brick House Brewery, and it was one of the most fun nights I've had there. The room was filled with the familiar faces of so many adoring people.

The following is a tally ratio of every sign I've encountered in the last 24 hours: Aries- l l l l l l l [Happy Bday, EL!+ DP., CS., RS., AA., VJ., LR.!!]
Taurus- 0
Gemini- l l l
Cancer- l l
Leo- l
Virgo- l l
Scorpio- l l
Sadge- l l l l l l l [This tally includes Mr. 12/12- who was very happy to hear how much his astrological point of view has taken me!]
Capricorn- 0 [or 1, if Facebook interactions count!]
Aquarius- l l l l l l [Btw- all six of these individuals are born within the same week!]
Pices- l l l l l

Hm...So what does all of this mean? It means last night was bound to be awesome! With the mix of my favorite, closest signs- Aries, Sadge, Aquarius, and Pisces, I couldn't have had a better time! I look forward to upcoming mixers like this in the sky and just hope we are all lucky enough to have it all played out correctly for us down here on Earth.

Until then, I am off to enjoy the NOW.

Behind Horoscopes

You're favorite Sadge here:) I must admit, the length between my blogs has been varied, but my reasons have been valid. Aside from one's need to live in order to write, I haven't been feeling myself lately. Perhaps it is this new Aries phase we are in. Aries represent new beginnings, and I am most certainly at a new chapter of 2011. I am officially a full time musician/astrology blogger. It feels insufficient in comparison to my usual life style- I am used to working and attending school full time. But a wonderful Aries, RS. did remind me to feel lucky and happy; I AM doing what I love, what should anything else matter? Still, the funk I felt stayed with me for two days. (Any other Sadges feel me?) I, of course, looked to the stars for an explanation, or at least a prediction of when I would be back to my usual optimistic, active self. So here are the horoscope's for how it went down Monday, April 4, 2011: General Horoscope You may have something new in the works as the Moon inspires, but take today to finish unfinished business. Tonight, play the role of listener, observer, and joyful receiver as Neptune tests the Pisces waters. Don't be surprised if you feel psychically attuned with one or more people you meet. Something new? I was a guest on a new podcast video, which I will post as it becomes available, featuring local musicians and artists, discussing their experiences and future shows. Taking care of unfinished business? Well I got rid of some pesky bills that I knew I was over due for (in typical Sadge fashion). Sagittarius Horoscope: You have an extra amount of physical vitality to work with now, Sagittarius, so take advantage of it to give your body a good workout. Eat well and avoid fatty, salty foods. Fuel yourself with carbohydrates, protein, and fresh fruits and vegetables. With high energy, you can get a tremendous amount accomplished. Be aware that your emotional side may be extra sensitive, so be careful of conflict. I have been itching to run and exercise all the time! I recently did the trails for an hour at the arboretum with my inspiration Pisces girl, AB. and have plans to hit the gym with another close Sadge girl KM., but tonight I came home to a surprise/early Easter present- a membership to my old gym! AH! Yah:) That takes care of all that. I expect this will give me the natural energy I have been yearning for. As for my extra sensitive emotional side, NO DIGGITY! I have been an emotional mess the last two days, as if I am entering an extetential crisis situation! (Stars, help!) Sagittarius Love Horoscope: The present planetary alignment indicates that if you have been looking for someone special, you may meet this person at some kind of artistic gathering, or perhaps at an exhibition. The pair of you may find that you are immediately attracted to each other for a variety of reasons, and more particularly because you feel relaxed in each other's company. You find communicating with each other easy and enjoyable. Artistic gathering? HELLO LOCAL ARTISTS PODCAST! I was just at the perfect description of this event. We shall see about all that... Horoscopes are a funny thing. I think people's major problem with horoscopes are that they cannot always see how it fits their life. On the other hand, some think that the whole concept is just a self fulfilling prophecy- anyone can find meaning in anything. I must admit, I don't rely on horoscopes to be the absolute end all, be all. I did find some sites that I do like, but many are just stripping down astrological profiling (something I am interested in). The difference? I think horoscopes take the qualities seen in each sign (astrological profiles) and make them sound specific, while still vague at the same time, to fit within the average day of this sign. For instance, it would make sense for a typical Sagittarius horoscope to say, "You may find yourself in social situation, where you make a new friend." C'mon. I'm a Sagittarius. I am always out, in social situations, and more often than not, I make a new friend...even if it just during astrological conversation. I suppose horoscope writers would also have to take into account where the moon and planets are in given day, and its influence on each sign (this is how I would approach the subject). But I am interested in finding out more about it. The reason why I am giving this all so much thought is because I was approached with the idea of possibly writing horoscopes in a new local paper. AH! It must be difficult though, extremely so, to figure out what is in store for each sign in the future, let alone day by day! (So maybe instead of criticizing these horoscopes we should start giving these writers more credit?) My goal is to study up and give you all (every sign) my own personal horoscope (predictions) for next week. Please check them out at your leisure and let me know if at any point they do come true! It will be fun to see just how far my powers as "The Day of the Prophecy" (12/19) go! Another thing, if anyone has at any point a facet of astrology they would like discussed, addressed, or analyzed in this form please contact me on Facebook or via e-mail: laura.kispert@gmail.com You're continued support and contribution is always appreciated:)

Impatient Starry Night

Facebook's Sadge Horoscope for Sunday, April 3, 2011: "You need adventure so go looking for it. The one thing you don’t want is a day spent working quietly on the garden or pottering around the house. You may be catapulted into a scenario that gives you all the thrills and spills you need. If not, don’t invent one out of boredom. Instead go for a very long work out, or channel your energy into a meaningful project." Oh. Snap. So dead on as per usual:)

PLEASE give me an adventure!! I don't know if anyone has picked up on it yet, but this is an essential part of a Sadge's existence. Everything I do MUST be fun and exciting. I admit, I lean on others a lot of the time to provide these fun and exciting adventures, but sometimes, you have to go out and have them on your own.

So I did that last night. I went to more establishments on the island's south shore tonight then most people do in a month! (You know us Sadges- always making moves!) I met many new people, and ran into some old ones from high school.

The theme of the night: LIBRAS! (Perhaps that is because I, Sagittarius, was Libra's daily compatibility. Two different Libras I encountered even had the same birthday! (This also occurred with two different Aries- coincidence? Never!)

As I wallowed in the masses of these signs (as well as many Aquarius and Pisces) I still felt a bit alone. Whatever it was I was looking for tonight, I have still not yet found it.

The thing is- as much as I love and live by astrology, it's almost a curse as much as it is a gift. I expect a lot out of it. The more I try to find answers, the more I learn that I am meant to be lost at the moment. And what am I suppose to do with that knowledge?

I guess right now I just can't figure out what it is I really want. And my horoscope hasn't been as helpful as I'd like it to be.

So I guess stay tuned.

And stars, please bring on an adventure:*